Thursday, May 21, 2015

The Raggedy Man

As I look down,
I see a man
With ragged hands
And hair wind-blown.

From atop my hill 
The man looks sad
And a little drab
While he stands so still.

A man walks nigh
In his suit so black
But he turns his back
As he walks bye.

The shaggy man
Shivers in his sleeves
Sitting under the eaves
Beside an old beer can.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Nifty Nouns to Help Me With My Poems

Flavor Rock Creek Oak
Moccasin Fairy Madame
Pearl Beast Grub Robin
Flame Wintergreen Wigwam
Caterpillar Fountain Express
Melody Emerald Ruby Topaz
Diamonds Forest Woodland Mire
Bog Bloom Dune Buttercup
Spring(of water)meadow
Evergreen Valley Hillock
Breeze Whisper Shore
Swallow Field Sycamore
Dust Fog Cloud Mist
Vine Grapevine Twine
Shades Wave Host Veil 
Milky-way Shine
Tresses Creeper Theif
Millennium Verdure
Sod Turf Courtyard
Forage Vittles Bristle
Shock Bulk Plaint
Sob Gripe Clamor
Moan Bonds Vision
 

 


Monday, May 18, 2015

76 Strong Verbs for My Future Poems

Guzzle Guffaw Titter Snicker
Chortle Shriek Chuckle Giggle
Smirk Grin Cackle Snigger
Banter Quip Revel Taunt
Declare Utter Mumble Murmur
Mutter Drawl Confabulate
Schmooze Promenade Traipse
Jaunt Ramble Abscond Chuck
Flee Forsake Maroon Vacate
Heave Bandy Barrage Bombard
Discharge Volley Consternation
Daunt Petrify Unnerve Devote
Grind Hustle Befuddle Dumbfound
Elude Muddle Puzzle Mystify
Stun Addle Bemuse Eject
Devour Ingest Gormandize
Masticate Scoff Gorge
Wolf Goad Hassle Importune
Champ Harass Harry Sever
Afflict Aggravate Exasperate
Tantalize Vex






Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Behind the Scenes of Julius Caesar

Yesterday was the 14th of March
And my wife had a nasty
nightmare.
She dreamed that my statue was gushing 
blood.
She said I shouldn't try to get the crown
today.  I listened and said I wouldn't go,
Even though I think she's just
jealous.
However, Decius told me that the
squall, phantoms 
and my wife's dream are 
nothing to worry about.
I resolve to accompany Decius to the senate.
I don't want to listen to my wife anyway.
  We sneak 
out of the house,
hoping that Calpurnia will not catch us.
On the way I tell that irritating Soothsayer that
his prophecy must be wrong since 
I am still alive and it is now the Ides of March.
I have proved the superstitions of the people wrong!
This win should make the people treat me like a god
since I have out rivaled that old oracle.
But...to my scoffing at his fortune telling,
Mr. Soothy assents that it is the Ides of March, but
not past and that I could still... 
Die.

He and my wife must die when I become king 
Since they have been very vexatious lately.
However, I need to make the commonwealth think I'm cool so
I can be their Caesar.

Later...
*stab*
Et tu Brute?

Monday, May 11, 2015

The Thoughtful Loafer

As I strolled down the road
I met a young toad
Who was carryin' a load
Down the long dusty road.

I said to him, "Dude,
I don't mean to be rude,
But I sure think that you'd
Better lose that big load.

"Why sir," he said,
"That thought's worth a quid!"
And so he got rid
Of the pack on his mid. 

"You only live once man!"
I said as he ran
To go home to his clan
Which lived in a pan.

Then people gawked
As I continued my walk
To my old man's shop
At the end of the block.

Later everyone sought
Out the man who had thoughts
Which had such a cost
At which no one could mock.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

My Pal Bruno

Bruno, how I miss you!
I miss your slobbery smiling bay
That greeted me each day.

When I got home from school
Your puppy paws would pound
The dust to greet me at a bound.

You were the smartest dog in town,
You knew so many tricks that you,
Would never even think to chew!

Bruno, how I miss your smile!
I wish that I could be with you,
So I could say adieu.